Name: Carl
Age: 25
Mustache: Bristly
Carl is an amateur conspiracy theorist who lives in his mother's basement in Brooklyn, NY. He subsists on a diet of canned ravioli and lattes from Gorilla Coffee. He has a crush on a barista there, but is too shy to ask her out. He's had his mustache for six months; he grew it hoping she would notice. She hasn't.
