Name: Carl
Age: 25
Mustache: Bristly
Carl is an amateur conspiracy theorist who lives in his mother's basement in Brooklyn, NY. He subsists on a diet of canned ravioli and lattes from Gorilla Coffee. He has a crush on a barista there, but is too shy to ask her out. He's had his mustache for six months; he grew it hoping she would notice. She hasn't.
play it cool boy... real cool
ReplyDeleteKind of sad...who does she think she is anyway??
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a Carl.
ReplyDelete-Your Brother, Pete.
I don’t really understand this.
ReplyDeleteHe’s a blockhead that’s for sure.
Is he a figment of your imagination
or a secret caricatur?
Regardless, one thing’s missing:
The canned pasta lovers glow.
An orange stain should grace his stash,
(can you believe they never know??).
(Someone help me... I can’t stop)