Monsters with Mustaches Case Study #2: Pierre

Name: Pierre (Allegedly)
Age: Unknown
Mustache: Gallic

This handsome specimen is Pierre, though he has also been known to use the names "Pedro", "Petrus", and,"Sally". He is wanted in six states for check fraud and forgery. He is fluent in seven languages, including Mandarin, and should be considered extremely dangerous and/or seductive. He has three illegitimate children (that he knows of). He has had his mustache since birth.

Monsters with Mustaches Case Study #1: Carl

Name: Carl
Age: 25
Mustache: Bristly

Carl is an amateur conspiracy theorist who lives in his mother's basement in Brooklyn, NY. He subsists on a diet of canned ravioli and lattes from Gorilla Coffee. He has a crush on a barista there, but is too shy to ask her out. He's had his mustache for six months; he grew it hoping she would notice. She hasn't.